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The Vampire Robots

Posted by Jason on June 29th, 2007 — in Vampire Machines

I had this idea…

Steam drives them; they can be known by their steam.

We made them, and they have nearly unmade us. The world of our grandfathers must have been a paradise of peace - now we pray their creations won’t catch our scent on the wind. When they come for us we fight them, and sometimes we win.

They know many secrets. They can work metal and softer stuff to make more of their own, arms and legs and eyes and engines, and light their boilers and thus breathe life into their progeny. They make their own kind for many tasks. Some hunt, some build, some plan. Some are as small as rats and some are as large as mountains. All of them hate us, taunt us, harry us, kill us.

They hunt, oh, how they hunt. They can be silent. Their patience is that of the stone from which they came. They spring from the ground like spiders, like clanking hungry monsters, like red-hot devils. Some do not bother with concealment, and wander the landscape rapaciously filling their thirsty boilers mile after mile. The monsters radiate a furious, infernal heat.

They squat in lakes to refill their boilers when they cannot catch animals. When they catch animals they refill their boilers with something else. It does not change their mechanical physiognomy, but it changes their minds, and they grow to crave it. They are vampires of clockwork, make no mistake.

If we could know the secret of their engines we would not live in fear. If we could learn how they are imbued with thought, we could make our own warrior servants and put the fear into our persecutors. This is the day we pray for. This is why our best are pushed over the wall into the wider, crueller world.

Three Gross

Posted by Jason on June 28th, 2007 — in Check this out dude

I just ordered 432 cockroaches. Just so you know, a gross of 1.5″ rubber cockroaches takes up about the same space as a cereal box. My roach connection is Big Wheel Novelties out of Kenner, Louisiana, taciturn professionals who don’t ask questions.

Names, Mr. Rico, zillions of ‘em!

Posted by Jason on June 25th, 2007 — in Check this out dude

The Story Games Name Project is now available. It turned out really nice and it’s a valuable resource, Creative Commons licensed, made some cash for charity, and generally fantastic.

This sort of community project is deeply exciting to me. We have the tools to make the things we want and need, while creating real benefits for people other than ourselves.

Grey Ranks Extras

Posted by Jason on June 25th, 2007 — in Design

We’ve put up some Grey Ranks play aids, as well as a sample consisting of excerpts from the book and some other stuff. Check it out and let me know what you think!

The Lulu Proof is Here!

Posted by Jason on June 22nd, 2007 — in Check this out dude

…And it looks pretty good!

Cover | Interior with art | Interior with map | Spine

Current mood: Pleased as punch.